So, if you’re a dedicated (winnig) reader, you probably remember me writing about how I gave away a bunch of my stuffed animals to Goodwill. Yes, ’twas a tragic day. But anway, they were all sitting in a bag by my back door. So one of them was my Chuckie doll from Rugrats. So he was fully clothed when I left him. This is how i found him two days ago:
WHERE ARE HIS PANTS?? So, I turned myself inward (I can do that, I take yoga). JK. 🙂 Um. So I asked my mother, the obvious culprit, “Where are his pants??” She told me that Ava had done it. Oh, likely story, mother. And now poor Ava thinks that this is what a naked man looks like. All she wanted was to see a penis and this is what she got. She’ll be in for a rude awakening when she’s 30 and loses her virginity. Yes, I plan on being an overprotective uncle.
Anyways. Onward to the next blog as I am behind. Errrrps.
Song quote on the following blog.