There are multiple amazing pictures from this night. Let me show you first the runner-ups:
Britta posing with her wig head:
Stacy pulled a remote control out of her purse:
But here’s the winner… We were out at Plan B dancing and then Meagan showed me her impression of my dancing. So then I told my friends to do their best impression of me:
This reveals the many facets of James. Let me walk you through it. Alright. Katie represents Dancing James. I tend to purse my lips, pussy-pop and look over my shoulder. Meagan represents Winning James. This is the face I make when I shout, “Winning!” (Yes, claw included.) And lastly, Stacy represents Sexy James. When I want to seduce a man, I will make that face. I currently have 5 boyfriends. (I told someone at work that I have 5 boyfriends, and I’m pretty certain he believed me. Slutty win.)
I used to hate impressions of me. Now, I have developed a flawless sense of humor, and this picture makes me smile like a crocodile.
“Don’t be a fool girl; tell him you love him. Don’t be a fool girl; you’re not above him.”
~”Die Alone” by Ingrid Michaelson