A friend gave me the gift of underwear. And the underwear gave me the gift of advice:
It’s all in the outfit. I think it really comes down to the shoes: If you can’t strut in your shoes, wear a different pair of shoes. And if you don’t know how to strut, buy some boots. My white Doc Martens are among my best friends. Cuz…
A) I could stop anyone’s face in.
B) They ground me.
C) They so sessy
D) I feel sessy by osmosis.
Every outfit deserves to be strut in.
Let the diva out, mo’fuckas.
“It’s some kind of joke; I’m obsessively opposed to the typical.”
~”The Fame” by Lady Gaga